=>SMS 1.
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
=>SMS 2.
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one,,,,,,,,
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.,,,,,,
=>SMS 3.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!,,,,,,,,
=>SMS 4.
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling!,,,,,,,,,,,,
=>SMS 5.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
=>SMS 6.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!,,,
=>SMS 7.
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!,,,
=>SMS 8.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?????
Quickly see your driving license,,,,,
=>SMS 9.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.,,,
=>SMS 10.
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.,,,,,,,,,
=>SMS 11.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey haila...! U 2,,,,,,,,,
=>SMS 12.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.,,,,,,
=>SMS 13.
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
=>SMS 14.
*Eik Kam Kar
*Mobile Off Kar
*Battery Kadd
*Sim V Kadd le
*Te Mobile nu kisi truk de thaly de de
Jadon sms nahi karna te mobile rakhan da ki fayeda ,,,,,,,,,
=>SMS 15.
JIN BHOOT raat ko wiranon mein Q ghumty hen?
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Chalo Choro
Ye tumhara Personal Matter hai.Jahan marzi ghomo phiro!!!!!!!!
=>SMS 16.
Bruce Lee's Favorites:
Vegtable= Moo-Lee
Festivl= Diwa-Lee
Actres= Sona-Lee
Music= Qawa-Lee
Film= Coo-Lee
Animl= Bil-Lee
Brain= Urs
Why?
Bcoz
Kha-Lee..!!!!!!!
=>SMS 17.
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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.
.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega,,,,,,,
=>SMS 18.
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!!!!!!!
=>SMS 19.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2 !!!!!
=>SMS 20.
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
=>SMS 21.
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
=>SMS 22.
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!!!!!!
=>SMS 23.
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
***I LOVE CARTOONS***
=>SMS 24.
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls! !!!!!!
=>SMS 25.
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! !!!
=>SMS 26.
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…......
=>SMS 27.
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..
=>SMS 28.
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
